and 1, 2, 3:

jaclcfrost:

let’s play Did I Always Have That Personality Trait Or Did I Absorb It From A Character?

nystus:

nystus:

how i ask people not to touch me

this has 200 notes i hate this website

disheartens:

don’t you just hate it when you want to get to know someone but you have no idea what to talk about

Almost Spoiler-free Summary of Cap 2
Steve: Let's be friends
Nat: No. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve: *jumps off stuff*
Steve: Let's be friends
Fury: Hell no. *vaguely alludes to tragic backstory*
Steve: *jumps off stuff*
Steve: We're friends
Bucky: *doesn't remember tragic backstory*
Steve: *jumps off stuff*
Steve: Let's be friends
Sam: HELL YEAH
Steve: *jumps off stuff with Sam*
neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

neodaq:

this is perhaps the most broken economy ever conceived

alivechihiro:

chumpersonable:

wulfriciceberg:

if I had to pick two internet personalities to have as parents I would pick dril and critikal

attending a parent-teacher conference for my bullshit son, I hopp up on her desk whenever she tries to speak. i will not be held accountable for the failings of my dickspawn

remember to rate the child, comment the child, and subscribe if you want to see more children like this one. see ya

kingcheddarxvii:

THIS IS ILLEGAL

phemiec:

Sometimes when I’m sad, I think about this video and then my whole life is instantly better.

voslaarum:

“Video games are my relaxation hobby” I whisper to myself through gritted teeth as I replay the same gameplay sequence for the 30th straight time with a deranged and obsessive tenacity towards reaching full completion

fynechina:

danny dorito

fynechina:

danny dorito