archivistrewind:

[startled and confused american noises ]

kingcheddarxvii:

YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING

nostalgiaultra:

Apparently saying “Watch me fuck this toaster” is not a good way to start a talent show

sendificator:

killallcars:

iflybikes:

feministpixie:

It’s real and it’s hilarious

Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.

oh……my…….god……….

lock me up n throw away the key

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

‘stop being overdramatic’ they say

‘i dont know what you mean’ i say as i descend from the ceiling, surrounded by mist

shalrath:

the first two people that got married were named luigi and maria. if that doesnt make you a hardcore mario/luigi shipper get off my face you filthy excuse for a human being 

unimodus:

fluffy—heretic:

shmegel:

yes but how old is the sport

curseboxes:

she wants the d(ecent representation of queer characters within mainstream media without their plot being reduced to said sexuality)

blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

comedown:

i saw a post that said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for capitalism’ and i thought it said ‘hannibal as a metaphor for cannibalism’ and i was like “buddy, have i got news for you”

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

wearejohnlocked:

maakara:

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why the fuck would you email a tumblr post to someone

hey grandma you gotta read this johnlock smut fic